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so…
there’s this old man that always goes to the park by where i live. he’s always shirtless in short shorts like tanning or excercising. so i was walking my dogs and his dog came up to us…and then he waved and said hello to me. and i was all like “hey dude looking good” and then started to run my dogs in the other direction. in reality though, his skin looks like leather from the all sun exposure, and he is pretty fit for his age, but his skin is starting to sag, and he really should be wearing more clothes in public. but i didn’t wanna shit on his dream. lol it’s just in my nature to encourage the local weirdos.
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Here’s to lying on resumes- “I’m really outgoing and I like to work with people.”
